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Sex isn't always like the movies...or porn movies. It's not always romantic. It's not always one perfect cum shot to the next. I think it's important to talk about sex realistically and that means some embarrassing, messy, and silly moments. Share your embarrassing or silly sex moments below! 

 

Mine is a bit embarrassing and a bit silly. As a senior in high school (I was 18), I had to lie to my mom so I could hang out with my boyfriend which pretty much meant going to his apartment and doing naughty stuff. Well, one time, he decided to unload on my face and I got cum in my eye...with contacts...:57_cry: It stung so bad. I tried washing it out right away but it was already super red and my eye was swollen. When my mom saw, she asked what happened to my eye, and I had to say I got something stuck in my contact. I was so embarrassed so hopefully she believed me! 

 

Sex isn't always like the pornos. Don't get cum in your partner's eye! 

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So.... me and a former bf of mine were in the habit of having naughty time before bed. Which was normally great except one day.... a particularly long loooooong day... right in the middle of the action, I fell asleep. Woke up when my head banged into a wall. I didn't even know what to say.... I couldn't decide whether I should admit to falling asleep or pretend I was enjoying myself. It was sooooo weird. 😹😹😹

I still feel bad about it. It's gotta bruise the ego. Hehe 

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I've had some standard funny encounters with having children walking in. But one particular time we were going at our dog decided to come up and sneak a little butt lick on my daddy :4_joy: his reaction was priceless!!!

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37 minutes ago, LilDoo said:

I've had some standard funny encounters with having children walking in. But one particular time we were going at our dog decided to come up and sneak a little butt lick on my daddy :4_joy: his reaction was priceless!!!

 

This is hilarious! :4_joy:

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11 hours ago, ToriOreo said:

It's not always one perfect cum shot to the next.

Firstly this is literally the best way to put this subject. Genuinely someone should write a book with this title. 

 

The only one that really comes to mind is when my little and I were in her halls at Uni. (I don't know if everyone in every country has halls so its basically like a really cheap hotel room that you live in for your first year at Uni) 

 

Anyway so my little was on top and I made the mistake of attempting to adjust my hips mid-thrust. This did not go well and clearly took her by surprise as she immediately banged her against the wall above the headboard and came very close to knocking herself out. 

 

We went to the hospital and concocted some hasty and concussion fueled story about tripping over a blanket on the floor. In hindsight it didn't sound terribly believable so I think we were busted. In any case she was fine after a while and the hospital discharged her. It was a strong mix of hilarity and fear. 

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Ahaha :4_joy: now legitimately interested in writing a book with this title! 

 

Also, @Teddy halls are probably the worst place to live/have sex. I remember I was having sex in my room when we all came back from winter break and it didn't occur to me that families would be around. The walls are incredibly thin.  I remember a kid yelling from outside my room to their parents. And we just stopped mid thrust. I was definitely not in the mood after that. 

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3 hours ago, ToriOreo said:

Ahaha :4_joy: now legitimately interested in writing a book with this title! 

 

Also, @Teddy halls are probably the worst place to live/have sex. I remember I was having sex in my room when we all came back from winter break and it didn't occur to me that families would be around. The walls are incredibly thin.  I remember a kid yelling from outside my room to their parents. And we just stopped mid thrust. I was definitely not in the mood after that. 

You should write a book! 

Ot could be a collection of sex gone wrong stories and then suggestions on how the problem could have been avoided. 

Id read that!!!! 

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I have an amazing one that's gross, embarrassing, sweet, and funny. 

 

One day my daddy and I were messing around and I was giving him head, he told me to stop and slow down but I said no, I ended up throwing up on him :221_see_no_evil:

 

But instead of getting mad he just picked up my little crying self and took me to the shower and he held me and washed me while I kept crying and crying and he said he loved me and that he wasn't mad and all he could think of was oh no not again cuz I wasn't the first to do that :1299_squiggle_excited:

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